
Commentator 1: Oh my God!! Red Pants Mayhem has done the reverse lock- grip -pounder driver over dip topper on Long Hot Pants James!! Again!!!
Commentator 2: Looks like it's gonna be a long night folks..!!
Why??!! I mean like why ???!! Why the hell is the refree like watching from within the ring??? You're a refree for God's sakes..Foldable chairs to their disposal,nice shiny trash cans for them to smash against each other's heads..Refree?? What does he do? Leans over from within the ring and waits for foul play..Foul play?? Smashing heads with trash cans..HELLO??!!
My favourite is when both wrestlers get into an arguement and there's only one microphone to be shared...This is how it usually goes:
Wrestler 1 : Tonight you're fish food!! I'm gonna pile you up like a pile of wood and knock you down, then pile you up and knock you down.......AGAIN!!! Beat that!!
(here's the part where the other wrestler slowly takes the microphone from him,nicely..)
Wrestler 2: Pile of wood aiy?..PILE OF WOOD??!!! Looks like the only pile of wood that's gonna be joining the one's near my fire place is.............YOU!!!
(now wrestler 1 gets so pissed off and decides to fight, but somehow manages to put down the microphone nicely before they tear each other's guts out)
My friend would say but they bleed worr...I say yeah why not..Some people who know its fake still say things like "Aiyo damn unlucky lah,he pinned him down first worr!!" Next time if you want the wrestler you want to win,write in to the producers and scripwriters and make your requests there...
What happen to the good old days of wrestling with less dramma?? My all time favourite is Hulk Hogan...I'm not saying wreslting is all that bad, it's actually entertaining in the sense that you get to watch good choreography and excellent stunts...





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